Zara Muskurade-04
by
Rehan Kausar
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My song-
Kaise bataye Q girls ko chahe,
Yara bata na paye,
Padhai jo college ki,
dekho jo baki,
complete to kar na paye..
Tu jaane na.....
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Teacher Mehnat Karoge
To Kuch Banoge
Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...
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1Bus Accident Hua
A Man =Hey Bhagwan!
Mera Hath Tut Gya
Santa=Control urself.
Us Admi ko Dekho,
Wo Mar Gya fir B Chup-Chap Leta He
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Girl-Doc.
Plz mere boyfrnd ko andar bula Lijye
Doc-mei sharif admi hu
Grl-No Doc
Apki nurse bahar akeli he
or mera boyfrnd sharif nhi hai
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Master-Beta LIGHT Kaha se ati h?
Student-ji,MAMA ji k ghar se.
Master-wo kaise?
Student-Jab-Jab LIGHT jaati hai to papa kahete h,kaat di SAALO ne
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Girl: Meri 1-1 Saans Pe 1-1 Ladka Marta hai..
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Boy: To Tum Koi Acha sa Toothpaste Istimaal Q Nahi Karti..
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Dua karo k Meri umar Lambi ho
Aur Muje kuch n ho
Q k Muje kuch ho gaya to
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Tum Kanjuso kO itne Pyare Pyare
sms kon karegA
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How to kill a girl?
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Give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmotics
and
and Lock her in a room without a
mirror.
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Lady Teacher-soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?
Student:-Ap bahut MAST ITEM ho Ye hamari Soch he
Aur hum abi chhote Bacche hai ye apka wahem he
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A man calls his wife through an idea mobile
But the call goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married
Moral:
an !dea can change ur wife!
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,dil duba hai gamo ki gehrai me,hame mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,free sms ki scheme me.
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Twinkle Twnkle
Litle Star
shahrukh Khan
Is A
Film Star
Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star
SAchin Is A
Criket Star
And
@ MALIK @
is a
SMS STAR
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If accountants start producing films then it wud b named.Om tally omKabhi Credit Kabhi DebitCash Balance Wale Profit Le JayengeCheque deBalance Sheet 2050.
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Pyar Me Baat Kro Jese FULL TALKTIME
Yad Kro Jese FREE ROAMING
Pyar Kro Jese FOR LIFETIME
Jhagda Kro Jese NO COVERAGE
Or Hanso Jese TOLL FREE
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IF i go wrong,
i need ur hand 2 CORRECT me.
IF i win,i need ur hand 2WISH me.
IF i Lose,i need ur hand 2 GUIDE me.
So plz keep ur hand
ALWAYS CLEAN.....
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Santa Ki GF Ne Usko MSG Kiya
'I MISS U'..
Santa Ne Kafi Sochne K Baad Reply Diya
'I STUDENT U'..
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Glass tute to kya awaz ati hai?
Crush?
No!
Crish?
No!
Thish?
Ni yar,mummy ki awaz ati hai-tod do sab tod do,
kambakhto kuch mat chodna is ghar mai...
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Mandir Se Roz Nai Chappal Pahen K AteHo
Muft Ka Prasad B Jeb Bhr K LateHo
Apko-Apke Huner Ki Kasam
Btao Mere Sms Kitno Ko bhej k nam kmate ho
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Call mt krna
bill jyda hoga
SMS mt krna
time km hoga
MisCl mt dena
cel kA batry low hoga
Hume dil se yad krna,khrcha kam hoga.
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Ur color is Fanta
Ur height is 7up.
Ur hair style is Pepsi.
Ur eyes is CocaCola.:-
Ur vice is Sprite.
So u r a complete Cool Friend:
Joke
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Hi.
Cute
SwEEt
StyLiSh
ChArMiNG
& MoST HandsoMe PersoN
HoW ru
KhuSh ho Gae na
Ab Bye
MujhE Dusro k0 Bhi BewAqooF banana he
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Pure India me Maharashtra hi Aisa State hai Jaha ke log har 3 ghante baad Khushiya Manate hai..
Kaise..?
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Light aali....Light aali......
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A best frnd is 1 who says-Wo teri kismat me nahi, Yar use Bhul Ja But True frnd is 1 who says Tu padai pe dhyan de, Paper k baad Ghar se Utha layenge.
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Hmne Apko Chaha
STAR PLUS Ki Tarah
Hmne Apko Dekha
SONY TV Ki Tarah
Hmne Apko Suna
ZEE NEWS Ki Trah
Apne Hume Bhula Dia
DUR DARSHAN K Trah
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kartrina me kuch to aisi baat hai....
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aji katrina me kuch to aisi baat hai...
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ACP:
in sabhi khoon ke peeche ek hi admi ka haath hai
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Punjabi Ramayan: Hanuman : Sita Mere naal chalo,menu Ramji bhejya si. Sita:Main paraye mard naal nahi jandi hanuman:O Jinde naal aayi si, wo ke fufa lagda si!
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Ptni- Jante ho maine 20 somwaar k upwas kiye tab jakar tumhe paya hai.
Pati-Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota.
Patni- Tumse b koi gaya guzra milta.
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Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga jab maine mandir me 1ladke ko cigrate peete dekha, Ghor kalyug, u cant believe mere haath se to Daaru ki botal hi gir gai...